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[Penrod]

"Who is this super hero? Sarge? No. Rosemary, the telephone operator? No.
Penry, the mild, mannered janitor?"
"Could be..."

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.

He's got style, a groovy style,
and a car that just won't stop.
When the going gets rough, he's supah tough,
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.

[Xenophon]

Welcome Penrod. Based on your first post you're gonna fit right in.

[EqualOpportunities]

Yeah, you fu ckin' freak. Welcome...