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    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled
    the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He
    gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning
    against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even
    greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with
    both hands, he crawled downstairs.

    With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the
    kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
    already in heaven: there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table
    were literally hundreds of his favourite chocolate chip cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife,
    seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing
    on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted: the wondrous
    taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to
    life.

    The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of
    the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife......




    "**** off" she said, "they're for the funeral."
    The vegetarian option.

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