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Thursday Poetry Corner

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    Thursday Poetry Corner

    Andyw is not very bright
    He fell on his head from a great height
    Thick as a plank
    His mind's a blank
    Sad to say there's an absence of light.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Andyw has a little willy
    Which makes him feel silly
    "I can't feel a thing"
    "Even with your cock ring"
    Said his ex-wife, Milly.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      The last one doesn't really scan does it !

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        #4
        Andyw appears really quite dense
        A bit insecure and so hence
        He's forced to lie
        and maybe thats why
        He's more posts than an outback fence

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          #5
          You know it's true!

          Andy small w likes it up the bum
          You can tell from his comments he really is dumb
          He always posts tulipe
          But never at night
          He must live at home with his mum

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