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    #1

    Probably heard it but

    How do you coax a fat bird into bed?

    A piece of cake.
    Why not?
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    make sure you have some talc close to hand. Once she is in bed apply it liberally, aim for the wet spot and hope to god you don't get an armpit....

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      Fart and give me a clue.

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