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    #11
    Where is the option for "Who cares as long as she's still breathing?"
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Is breathing optional?

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        #13
        At a push still warm.

        Afterall, dead girls don't say no but its not nice when some rotten coont splits on you.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          6 a piece....and I thought blondes were quite popular !

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            #15
            If they are dead you can save them in fridge for later!!!
            Anyone for seconds !!!

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              #16
              One thing I miss
              Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
              We met last night
              Making love by the refrigerator light

              Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
              Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

              One thing, no lie
              Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
              She's cool in bed
              And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead

              Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
              Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

              Come on, Cold Ethyl
              Freeze me, babe

              One thing, it's true
              Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
              And everything is my way
              Ethyl don't have much to say

              Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
              Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

              Come here, Cold Ethyl
              What makes you so cold?
              Ooh, so cold...ooh...
              Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
              Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
              Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
              Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

              If I live till I'm 97
              You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
              Cause you're cool, you're ice
              Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise


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                #17
                Originally posted by Andyw
                6 a piece....and I thought blondes were quite popular !
                Stormy Daniels !
                It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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                  #18
                  Which one has the biggest boobs?
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DaveB
                    Which one has the biggest boobs?

                    Surely it's not just about boobs, it's about look and acting ability !
                    It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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                      #20
                      Brunnetts win!

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