Phil@DWSTRES

[WTFH]

Phil claims he fell down one flight of steps.

HMRC are claiming that he avoided falling down other steps, so they will be calling round in a couple of years to beat him up to make up for the injuries he didn't get due to him being in a trip avoidance scheme.
Man City have decided not to sign him, because they want players who can fall down of their own accord, act like someone else did it and that they are in pain, then get up again a few seconds later.

[Endofdays]

Phil claims he fell down one flight of steps.

HMRC are claiming that he avoided falling down other steps, so they will be calling round in a couple of years to beat him up to make up for the injuries he didn't get due to him being in a trip avoidance scheme.
Man City have decided not to sign him, because they want players who can fall down of their own accord, act like someone else did it and that they are in pain, then get up again a few seconds later.

Chuckle _) on a serious note get well soon

Phil I hoped you tripped over in business hours. AlaobI've heard Mel and Jons get well soon card is in the post expect it in about 15 years time

[piebaps]

Get well soon Phil and FFS stop working when you're in hospital.

[Dmac]

Look out

Watch out for a visit by the authorities, Phil. They're passing a law making falling down the stairs an offence, and back-dating it to include your fall.

Who knew that the authorities were allowed to do that??

Anyways, hope you're up and about shortly!

[starstruck]

Get well soon!!!

[phil@pmtc]

Thanks all

I'm fine now and on train back to Manchester.
Receiving quite quite a few funny looks thanks to my hospital clothing (mine were cut off me upon arrival as i looked a bloody mess) and also as my face currently looks like i've been through 12 rounds with Tyson.
Still...im in one piece (just) so thanks for all the nice messages i've received, most appreciated.


Phil

[Dharmin]

Get well soon Phil....