Tools for finding cheapest dates?

[KentPhilip]

I used to say to her: "Here's 10p to call your mum to say you won't be back home tonight".

Which only cost 10p funnily enough

[Cliphead]

Cheap? Try free

POF.com ™ The Leading Free Online Dating Site for Singles & Personals

[tractor]

Well?

Hammer for foreplay and then a greasegun?

[MarillionFan]

I was thinking of disappearing and looking for somwhere unchartered. MF's wife's fanny sounded a possibility.

Someone suggested SpellingBees Old man arsehole, but his mum had to point out that it had a higher visitor count than Stonehenge and Buckingham palace combined.

[darmstadt]

Here's a date for a tool:

[SimonMac]

Is his wife cheap?

Very cheap, worth every penny too

[northernladyuk]

Very cheap, worth every penny too

If you're into that sort of thing.

[vetran]

If you're into that sort of thing.

most people have been into that sort of thing, apparently.


am I the only one who smirks at the 'Juan Sheet is Plenty' advert?

[SimonMac]

If you're into that sort of thing.

We all can't have your high standards

[barrydidit]

am I the only one who smirks at the 'Juan Sheet is Plenty' advert?

I doubt it. Though I prefer his 'have you got plenty wet?' line.

I reckon his best stuff didn't make it past the lawyers though