Change your diet, eat more fruit, eat weetabix for breakfast, cut out sugar, exercise more, get more sleep.
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Oh dear! Lacking energy...
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Yeah the fruit and veg thing works.
Alternatively, TheMonkey's patent power pack:
- A Red Bull
- A pack of peppered beef jerky
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All before 11am?Originally posted by DiestlChange your diet, eat more fruit, eat weetabix for breakfast, cut out sugar, exercise more, get more sleep.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Fruit for breakfast. Ease off starch a bit as well. Drink plenty of tea.Originally posted by DiestlChange your diet, eat more fruit, eat weetabix for breakfast, cut out sugar, exercise more, get more sleep.Comment
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Hang on guys.
This Flubster – he/she/it is a Labour supporter!
You don’t want to make him healthier!Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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"He" does not live in a Labour constituency, so my voting Labour will actually have no affect on the political map.
I wasn't asking to be healthy, just to stay awake long enough to get through the day. Do you have any rum remedies, CP?Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Not if you want to keep awake!!!!
Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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