Originally posted by cailin maith
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BTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.
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He's still down your way.... I'm sure he lurks here every now and again. I'll mention it to him and ye can rearrange your date night.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Probably not a good idea to have suggested the Bridgwater arms.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.Comment
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Not nice when you get stood up, is it?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.
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Especially if you happen to be Stephen HawkingOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostNot nice when you get stood up, is it?
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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A baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....
(It was topical in the 80s)Comment
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Just for the record, and in no way to detract from the contribution that phrases like "contrary knickers" add to the cut and thrust of intellectual sparring, articulate and articulated mean very different things...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostComment
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Walrus walks into a tupperware shop.Originally posted by v8gaz View Post
Shop assistant: What are you looking for dear?
Walrus: A nice tight seal.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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A penguin takes his car to the garage as it's over heating. Mechanic tells him to come back in an hour.
Being a hot day, the penguin gets a bit uncomfortable and buys a massive tub of ice cream to cool down.
When he arrives back at the garage, face covered in ice cream, the mechanic looks at him and says "Looks like you've blown a seal".
The penguin replies "No ! It's ice cream, honest"When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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