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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
I am working my way through the French Connection stuff I was given at Christmas a year or two ago.
I give myself a double spray on the throat in the car before I come into the office and again in the car before I go into the house to see Mrs MUN after work, I also chew some chewing gum so my breath smells nice when I see her.Comment
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Would all the males who are applying this stuff to their wrists please replace the words "after shave" with "perfume".
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As for the OP, nope. Essence of Pondy au naturel is a special blend of pheromones that sends any species of female into season.
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I thought these days with your recent new purchase, it would be mostly wood smokeOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostWould all the males who are applying this stuff to their wrists please replace the words "after shave" with "perfume".
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As for the OP, nope. Essence of Pondy au naturel is a special blend of pheromones that sends any species of female into season.
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Exactly. It's a smell that says "I am master of fire and slow cooked pork based foodstuffs" and it drives women crazy. But I reckon you already know that.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI thought these days with your recent new purchase, it would be mostly wood smoke
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Works for me!Originally posted by Pondlife View PostExactly. It's a smell that says "I am master of fire and slow cooked pork based foodstuffs" and it drives women crazy. But I reckon you already know that.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostExactly. It's a smell that says "I am master of fire and slow cooked pork based foodstuffs" and it drives women crazy. But I reckon you already know that.

Could do without the entire house smelling of wood smoke too
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- Sir Henry Rawlinson.After Shave, After Life - don't believe in either.
Shave in the shower with Head and Shoulders lather then apply Nivea Moisturising Balm.
Nobody says passe anymore, BTW.My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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