I'm Taken, stop calling me with pointless roles!

[stek]

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

..and for that the rate just went up by 10%......

[Sysman]

I know! I'm out, long live OpenVMS!!

Ah now, that one is dead.

But I suspect a fair number of places run it without admitting it.

And last time I looked support was there until at least 2020.

For some definition of support.

[BrilloPad]

My computer's not working, can you fix it?

Have you tried taking it back to the shop and telling them you are too stupid to own it?

FTFY