ok, lets see how clever you are

[OwlHoot]

so far we have three good answers
but one wont work in a vacuum
one wont work in space
and one wont work in the kitchen


next question.

Was Einstein actually any good as a patents clerk

No, he can't have been. Or he'd have stuck at it for 40 years and retired with a gold watch.

Next! ...

(These are really too easy!)

[doodab]

Was Einstein actually any good as a patents clerk

Patently not.

[EternalOptimist]

some good einstein answers

question 3

If Ed Milliband and David Cameron were both drowning and you could only save one of them, which pub would you go to ?

[speling bee]

some good einstein answers

question 3

If Ed Milliband and David Cameron were both drowning and you could only save one of them, which pub would you go to ?

The one with the riverside tables.

[mudskipper]

The above average one.

[doodab]

If Ed Milliband and David Cameron were both drowning and you could only save one of them, which pub would you go to ?

This one

Which I have actually been to with at least two members of CUK.

[mudskipper]

Was Einstein actually any good as a patents clerk

He's better at cricket.

[mudskipper]

My question

When you ask for parking when making a French Hotel reservation

& the bint replies
"For the late arrival you have the automate by CB "

Does she mean

1. Citizens Band
2. Something else

Why is she a bint?

And if her English isn't good enough for you, why don't you converse with her in French?

[EternalOptimist]

The correct answer to all these, is , of course, 'Nobody knows'

As usual, it's the people who dont know , who think they know what they dont know, who cause 99.9% of the problems in the world.

on average

[EternalOptimist]

question number 4

I tell Mrs EO that I am going to take her for a pub lunch one evening next week. But it will be a suprise
Which evening do I take her