It’s my own fault!!!!

[CaribbeanPirate]

I must be more careful what I wish for:


Captain to Cabin boy: Can you sort out program xxxx.exe to that it doesn’t crash and hold up the month end like last time.

Cabin Boy to Captain: Yo Mon. I’ve done it. It wont crash now.


Captain inspects work:

   static int Main(string[] args)
        {

            try
            {
		    …….
            }
            catch
            {
                return 0;
            }
        }

I am going to kill him.

[DimPrawn]

Good man. The empty catch will also catch non-CLS compliant exceptions where as

catch(Exception) 

will not.

He deserves a pay rise.

[AtW]

My solution is faster:

static int Main(string[] args)
{
return 0;
}

[CaribbeanPirate]

He deserves to be fed to the fish.

First night I am back. Down Rackham’s, the Wharf or wherever we go - at Tarpon feeding time I going to throw him in no matter how many tourists are around!

[Andyw]

programmers !

[expat]

My solution is faster:

static int Main(string[] args)
{
return 0;
}

Good old IEFBR14, eh?