My Grandad retreating to his shed to drink whiskey, only to find that my Nan had found his secret stash and had replaced half the contents with water. They also had separate bedrooms and living rooms. Ahhhh, the days when you had to stay married regardless, how wonderful......
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Eat spiders, worms and dirt and surprise our mothers when our nappies are being changed
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm no expert, but in regard to how you got this fecked up I'd say we definately have a smoking gun.
definitely
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Cant stand tea...
However, buying a quarter of sweets.
Payphones that took 2p
2 tv chanels (and they were black and white)
Disney time on bank holidays
Those 5 min programs at the end of kids tv before the news - like the magic roundabout, crystal tips and alister, rhubarb and custard, Ludwig etc...I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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White dog poo. At least you had a better chance of seeing it before stepping in it.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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De-De-De-Der, De-De-De-Der, De-De-De-De-DeOriginally posted by Pogle View PostCant stand tea...
However, buying a quarter of sweets.
Payphones that took 2p
2 tv chanels (and they were black and white)
Disney time on bank holidays
Those 5 min programs at the end of kids tv before the news - like the magic roundabout, crystal tips and alister, rhubarb and custard, Ludwig etc...
De-De-De-Der, De-De-De-Der, De-De-De-De-De
De-Der, De-Der, De-De-De-De-De
I loved Rhubarb & Custard!!Comment
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I am having bread and butter pudding for my tea. With a lot of custard.Originally posted by quackhandle View PostB&B pudding is my favourite, I would be all over that.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Angel Delight Strawberry 59G - Groceries - Tesco GroceriesOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostVesta curries
Angel delight
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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