i quit IT

[milanbenes]

unfortunately, these days 105k whether you have it or not, is not so much

why on earth did you buy a _new_ car ?

how much do we need to retire at 40 MF ?

Milan.

[Andyw]

unfortunately, these days 105k whether you have it or not, is not so much

why on earth did you buy a _new_ car ?

how much do we need to retire at 40 MF ?

Milan.

Now lets think about this sentence for a moment. 105k is not that much whether you have it or not ? surely it will be a lot less if you dont have it ? and surely it's a lot to people that dont have it.

[sasguru]

Now lets think about this sentence for a moment. 105k is not that much whether you have it or not ? surely it will be a lot less if you dont have it ? and surely it's a lot to people that dont have it.

Not for nothing have you won the CUK Thick As A Plank (TAAP) award, eh?

[Andyw]

Snigger !

[Andyw]

Hey I am thick as a plank...thats why I work in IT !

If i'd have paid any attention at school (rather than going out shaggin) then I may have taken some o levels and a levels and got a real job with prospects !

[el duder]

hey Andyw.

i like you, actually i think u could be a good replacement for me when i leave in 3 weeks time.

you have defo got some good potential as Mr Sprite Jnr.

What u reckon lads?

[Pondlife]

Does anyone know the Dutch for

"I thought the last guy was bad!! But this numpty really takes the biscuit"

[MarillionFan]

I lied. It wasnt a new car. It was 12 months old. I'm not stupid, buy a new car waddya think I am made of money!

I was think I might go from Poacher to Gamekeeper as I have enough cash to bank roll a few contractors. All I need now is someone with thick skin to coldcall for me. Syed or Milan ought to do the trick.

[Andyw]

its true.

i leave holland in 3 weeks.

i am not going back to trawling through jobserve.

i quit IT. i am no longer seeking IT monkey work.

i leave with 30k in the bank. a girl. a 2 week holiday in the sun. no debt or loans. a new business in my backpocket. a cash-in-hand job labouring for a for 2 months before my new business kicks off.

bye bye IT

i leave holland in 3 weeks. - thrown out and told never to return
i am not going back to trawling through jobserve. - they all know I cant do IT
i leave with 30k in the bank. - could have had 60k if I havent spunked it on prossies

a new business in my backpocket - rent boy
a cash-in-hand job labouring for a for 2 months - I mean for life....

[MarillionFan]

Damn. What a stroke of luck for me and my spare cash

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