My first CUK Boom

[RetSet]

Well done - Hey Mister Tallyman, tally me

Please tell us how the Health and Safety Induction is?

Well, when I first worked for them up in Scotlandshire the Elven Safety bloke told us we always had to have one hand on the handrail when walking up and down stairs. I asked him if a Risk Assessment had been done to confirm that the increased time lost because of communicable infections (colds, stomach bugs) caused by forcing everybody to touch the hand rails was less than the time lost arising from trips and falls. He mumbled something about there being plenty of alcohol hand sanitisers around the building, spluttered a bit more, then changed the subject.

I am fairly sure that meant '****, we never thought of that'.

I might just ask the same question again on Monday!

[Scruff]

SSE would be my guess?