Who wants a fight?

[hyperD]

At the end of that one, I saw this one.

Ukraine Got Talent - The world's best pole dancer - Anastasia Sokolova - YouTube

So did I!

[speling bee]

OK. We're getting warmed up. Nominations will close at 11:00 a.m. so that those of you who haven't started can get tanked up at: The Carnival Inn, Bridgwater | Our Pubs | J D Wetherspoon

[BrilloPad]

OK. We're getting warmed up. Nominations will close at 11:00 a.m. so that those of you who haven't started can get tanked up at: The Carnival Inn, Bridgwater | Our Pubs | J D Wetherspoon

Do we have to dress as gladiators?

What tools are we allowed to bring? Radiator keys? Chutney spoons?

Will spectator seating be on DFS sofas?

[speling bee]

Do we have to dress as gladiators?

Optional

What tools are we allowed to bring? Radiator keys? Chutney spoons?

I thought you were bringing MF.

Will spectator seating be on DFS sofas?

It hasn't arrived yet.

[speling bee]

Team 1: MUN + full medieval weaponry and armour, Spartan, FaQQer, Pogle + piggies, HyperD + kitties, Testmangler, mudskipper + mobility aids, anyone else who's wandering by and fancies putting a boot it.
Team 2: MF + Febreze, Brillo + Marital Aids.

Five Times to fight Team 1 afterwards.

You know where. 3:00 p.m. today.

Report in afterwards please.

[MarillionFan]

Team 1: MUN + full medieval weaponry and armour, Spartan, FaQQer, Pogle + piggies, HyperD + kitties, Testmangler, mudskipper + mobility aids, anyone else who's wandering by and fancies putting a boot it.
Team 2: MF + Febreze, Brillo + Marital Aids.

Five Times to fight Team 1 afterwards.

You know where. 3:00 p.m. today.

Report in afterwards please.

I don't need Febreze or Brillo. I can take you all on my own armed only with a Rampant Rabbit & some crotchless knickers.

[speling bee]

I don't need Febreze or Brillo. I can take you all on my own armed only with a Rampant Rabbit & some crotchless knickers.

That's the kind of fighting talk we like. But don't peak too early as Wetherspoons now have a 'barred from one, barred from all' policy. Although they do appear to have forgotten about that little misunderstanding at the Tollgate by Turnpike Lane tube.

And you've got Brillo, so use him wisely.

[BrilloPad]

That's the kind of fighting talk we like. But don't peak too early as Wetherspoons now have a 'barred from one, barred from all' policy. Although they do appear to have forgotten about that little misunderstanding at the Tollgate by Turnpike Lane tube.

And you've got Brillo, so use him wisely.

I will poo myself. I suppose the smell might put the opposition. I've heard MF can handle himself pretty well - just as well really.

[speling bee]

I've heard MF can handle himself pretty well - just as well really.

He's certainly a , if that's what you mean.

[BrilloPad]

He's certainly a , if that's what you mean.

I certainly meant that no-one else wants not handle him.

And when is Churchill vs Old Hack? Or are they just going to shout obsceities at each other and pretend they are tough?