Overheard conversations that make you giggle...

[mudskipper]

Two chav types in Currys, trying out a 3D tele, one said to the other (both with specs on):

" Wouldn it be great if real life looked like this like"

(Totally true and heard my me, like)

My 3d vision is crap - the only time I really see 3d is with silly glasses on. Maybe he's the same (it's quite common - one eye dominates)

[scooterscot]

This one time in Glasgow:

"How much?
Short Bartender: 18,000.
Tavo: F$ck. Should we pay him or kill him? More for us...
Short Bartender: I have a house payment.
Tavo, Short Bartender:Kill 'em."