Would You ?

[zoco]

Agree, but I wasn't planning on letting him talk or anything - just lay back and do as he's told

Well, if you like a bit of rough

[barrydidit]

I would - more than once

When he's had his head in the horses collar he looks like this though, so maybe you'd have to make do with the once

[suityou01]

This is why the human race will die. Woman folk, who should be reet grateful fer a shag, turning down honest bloerks like reet proper men like SimonMac.

Carry on with these pansies that can't change a plug and we're doomed.

[Dallas]

Cue insecure men en masse ...... 'You need a real man like me ...'
No we don't,

[BrilloPad]

Dallas needs a real man like she needs a wetsuit that fits.

HTH

[Dallas]

Dallas needs a real man like she needs a wetsuit that fits.

HTH

My new wetsuit is bespoke .....

[nomadd]

The scruffy young men in these images all need a damn good wash and shave.

A spell in the army used to sort them out in my day...

I shall be writing a letter to the Daily Mail.

[OwlHoot]

A pattern seems to be emerging here - All those ugly pugs are festooned with face fungus

If I ever fancied a bloke, he'd have to look more like this (SFW)

[tractor]

...

Clearly guys, we've had it so wrong all these years. expensive suits, Gillette chin grooming, smart shoes.

It doesn't work, all you need is a weeks worth of fungus, an old donkey jacket or Marks and Sparks wash n go threads and you're in!

[cojak]

Clearly guys, we've had it so wrong all these years. expensive suits, Gillette chin grooming, smart shoes.

It doesn't work, all you need is a weeks worth of fungus, an old donkey jacket or Marks and Sparks wash n go threads and you're in!

Oh Dear, my chap owns his own Saville Row company - that was his casual look.