I have promised to do whatever it takes to help Nigel Farage’s Ukip emerge the winner

[KentPhilip]

Look let's not make any bones about this - you're complete and utter plankton intellectually.

But remember there's quite a lot of us. And we're making ready to invade!

[Ticktock]

But remember there's quite a lot of us. And we're making ready to invade!

Bloody foreign plankton, coming over here, feeding our basking sharks.

[Mich the Tester]

Look let's not make any bones about this - you're complete and utter plankton intellectually.

Au contraire. Plankton are individually not particularly intelligent, but many plankton display swarm behaviour, a form of emergent behaviour that might be classified as collective intelligence and which seems to benefit their species. They do not fulfill Cipolla's definition of stupid, as in a being which does things that damage itself and others.

How this places the intelligence of plankton in relation to UKIP is a matter for you all to debate.

[Flashman]

Au contraire. Plankton are individually not particularly intelligent, but many plankton display swarm behaviour, a form of emergent behaviour that might be classified as collective intelligence and which seems to benefit their species. They do not fulfill Cipolla's definition of stupid, as in a being which does things that damage itself and others.

How this places the intelligence of plankton in relation to UKIP is a matter for you all to debate.

Better to be plankton than that Europhile scum you find floating to the top of your pond.

Discuss

[Mich the Tester]

Better to be plankton than that Europhile scum you find floating to the top of your pond.

Discuss

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[Flashman]

So many assumptions, most of them wrong:

1) the machines were made in the UK
2) there are not enough technically skilled workers to make them and that's why immigrants do it by hand.

FFS

Look let's not make any bones about this - you're complete and utter plankton intellectually.

The arch cretin returns!

[Flashman]

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Scheisse! The Europhiles are on top again!

[Mich the Tester]

Scheisse! The Europhiles are on top again!

I don't do glass tables; Northernladyuk might be of assistance there.

[Flashman]

Have to say this is great in a way.

Actual interest in politics for a change rather than the latest dreary Miliband/Cameron argument.

[Mich the Tester]

Have to say this is great in a way.

Actual interest in politics for a change rather than the latest dreary Miliband/Cameron argument.

Well yes, but I'd actually prefer to not have to take any interest in politics and just trust that the basic jobs of admin, justice, defence, edjumacayshun, foreign relations are done with a minimal intrusion into the liberty of the individual. This is perhaps a naïve hope, but more of a reflection of my views.