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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    SY02 is well fit, innit.
    I fort she was dog ruff with a tarty tramp stamp over her fat arse.....

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      #22
      Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
      I fort she was dog ruff with a tarty tramp stamp over her fat arse.....
      That's suity. Easy mistake to make.
      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

      George Frederic Watts

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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        #23
        Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
        I fort she was dog ruff with a tarty tramp stamp over her fat arse.....
        You are uncle Tony and I claim my 5 free kicks in your happysacks.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Surely it's not hard to pick him up on his lack of manners, grace and class.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #25
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Surely it's not hard to pick him up on his lack of manners, grace and class.
            You mean make a scene? Real classy
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              You mean make a scene? Real classy
              No, but you ought to be able to craft a suitably barbed comeback. At least try and hold your own.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #27
                Why didn't she just reply with something like: "Why, yes I do. Its an arrow pointing downwards with the words 'Tradesmans Entrance'. Would you like to see?" That might have shut him up,
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  No, but you ought to be able to craft a suitably barbed comeback. At least try and hold your own.
                  Or cut his face off with a big ******* knife.
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                    Or cut his face off with a big ******* knife.
                    That's the way
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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