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    #11
    That's 50%. Enough for an A* these days!

    A tomato is a fruit, an apple isn't....




    And not that you're interested, but to be precise a fruit, botanically, is formed from the swollen wall of the flower's ovum, like a tomato. An apple, though, is mostly the swollen base of the flower (the receptacle) surrounding the original ovum, which is what the core is.

    Then again, a coconut is a seed (the world's biggest, actually), a peanut is a bean and a banana is a berry. And people ask me why I gave up biology for IT...
    Blog? What blog...?

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      #12
      Coconut's! Bloody coconuts! Hate the bastards.

      Bloody dangerous things. They grow miles in the air and when they fall out the palm trees they hit what ever is below causing a lot of damage because they weigh quite a bit. Don’t ever park a car underneath one.
      Blair, you cannot reach me now,
      No matter how you try,
      Goodbye cruel Labour,
      Your end is nigh.

      International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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        #13
        Originally posted by malvolio
        That's 50%. Enough for an A* these days!

        A tomato is a fruit, an apple isn't....




        And not that you're interested, but to be precise a fruit, botanically, is formed from the swollen wall of the flower's ovum, like a tomato. An apple, though, is mostly the swollen base of the flower (the receptacle) surrounding the original ovum, which is what the core is.

        Then again, a coconut is a seed (the world's biggest, actually), a peanut is a bean and a banana is a berry. And people ask me why I gave up biology for IT...
        a penis is a bean





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          #14
          Sorry, didn't quite catch your thread...
          Blog? What blog...?

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