Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
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Aintree; not much like Royal Ascot
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Now I know why they call it "doggy fashion" rather than, say, "rabbit fashion".Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. -
I wouldn't, even with yours.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy

My personal favorite. I know why I've never been
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Its amazing how many of the women wear hooker / porn star style shoes:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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That takes some skill. I actually think that it is a good picture!Originally posted by original PM View PostAbandon hope all ye who enter....
If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by SunnyInHades View PostPsychology lesson of the day:
Although it looks like
Aintree = slappers
Ascot = nouveau riche slappers
Cheltenham = landed gentry
...Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Its Liverpool....what do you expect. I bet they are all really funny though!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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