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And as for the rest of the Teletubbies....Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent. -
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Yes you would, only they would come from Bongo Bongo land insteadOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI actually have no intention of voting UKIP because if they were in power I would not be able to exploit foreigners
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I do not have that much much trust in UKBA. They are unable to control their own bladder.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostYes you would, only they would come from Bongo Bongo land insteadIf UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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No, I think you inhaled enough.Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
You are already experiencing distortion in perceptions of time and space, hallucinations, and emotional disturbances.
If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Farage thinks about Putin while showering
Another funny piece from DM.
NIGEL Farage has named Vladimir Putin as his favourite politician and revealed that he often thinks of him while showering.
But the Ukip leader insisted there was nothing homo-erotic about his feelings for the Russian president and that they could easily share a hotel bed if there was some kind of booking error.
He added: “Like Russia, Ukip is a place for strongly heterosexual men who admire each other’s virility.
“Like President Putin, we love our country, we love our armed forces and we love our indigenous, sweaty working class men.
“I often think about President Putin while I’m showering because that’s where I do most of my thinking. I decided to oppose gay marriage just as I was coming to the end of a particularly interesting shower.”
A Kremlin spokesman said: “Mr Farage is virile and manly. We have sent him a signed photo of President Putin on a horse.”If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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