Punishing Putin

[MicrosoftBob]

The Poles are highly respected in the UK, especially for muscling out the one dimensional so called "laid back" chippy Australians. You however are proving that even Poland has its fair share of Cretins

And as for the rest of the Teletubbies....

[mos]

And as for the rest of the Teletubbies....

Whats wrong with you people!

[Old Greg]

You love insulting people, don't you? A bird in the hand...

Very good.

[darmstadt]

I actually have no intention of voting UKIP because if they were in power I would not be able to exploit foreigners

Yes you would, only they would come from Bongo Bongo land instead

[mos]

Yes you would, only they would come from Bongo Bongo land instead

I do not have that much much trust in UKBA. They are unable to control their own bladder.

[Old Greg]

Whats wrong with you people!

Nip out and get us a tin of stripy paint will you?

[mos]

Nip out and get us a tin of stripy paint will you?

No, I think you inhaled enough. You are already experiencing distortion in perceptions of time and space, hallucinations, and emotional disturbances.

[darmstadt]

Ra Ra Rasputin

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Jim'll Paint It • Vladimir Putin as every member of the Village...

[mos]

Farage thinks about Putin while showering

Another funny piece from DM.

NIGEL Farage has named Vladimir Putin as his favourite politician and revealed that he often thinks of him while showering.

But the Ukip leader insisted there was nothing homo-erotic about his feelings for the Russian president and that they could easily share a hotel bed if there was some kind of booking error.

He added: “Like Russia, Ukip is a place for strongly heterosexual men who admire each other’s virility.

“Like President Putin, we love our country, we love our armed forces and we love our indigenous, sweaty working class men.

“I often think about President Putin while I’m showering because that’s where I do most of my thinking. I decided to oppose gay marriage just as I was coming to the end of a particularly interesting shower.”

A Kremlin spokesman said: “Mr Farage is virile and manly. We have sent him a signed photo of President Putin on a horse.”