7 a day

[mudskipper]

Reduces the risk of death? I though death was a certainty.

That was the point I was making..

On the radio they have being saying 'premature death'

[OwlHoot]

Ah, it's April Fool's day.

It seems slightly unsporting to mention that so early in the day

[Gittins Gal]

Here come the pizza police

Ok, it's Liddlejohn so read on with a large pinch of salt.

But, supposing he is accurate and pizza joints are being encouraged to go easy on the cheese and meat while making the crusts thinner all the while charging the same price? And do councils really go round confiscating salt cellars for having to many holes?

I guess the point is to make us annoyed about council busy bodies. Like most of his articles.

That said, I'm not one who needs much encouragement.

[d000hg]

Rambling about supposed guidelines without actually saying what they are. Load of April 1st nonsense.