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    Breaking ****ing news

    BBC News - MH370: Malaysia Airlines plane search halts overnight

    Headline on the BeeeeeBeeeeeCeeee site

    "Darkness halts jet search"

    Thanks for that


    I have a 16s youtube clip of the bbc news intro (included in this post, for free, you're welcome) on bookmark on my iPad in case anyone in my family actually speaks.

    BBC News Intro - YouTube

    <SY03>Daddy, this guy in class has a really long finger</SY03>

    BBC News Intro - YouTube

    <SY02>This bra is suddenly on sale</SY02>
    BBC News Intro - YouTube

    <SY05>Daddy, this game is now available on XBox</SY05>


    Naturally princess is SY06, and "Daddy I need a bot bot" (meaning bottle of milk/juice/water) is top priority.

    Princess is princess.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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    T'was bound to happen - the gimp is in meltdown
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Still at least you were right about that nuclear war, eh...
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        T'was bound to happen - the gimp is in meltdown
        He's rewritten his own spec.

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          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Still at least you were right about that nuclear war, eh...
          It's started already?

          Linky?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            As an aside suity why do you have a picture of Gordon Ramsey as your avatar, we all obviously love the pretentious 'kitchen knightmares' tw@t but am just curious...

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              Originally posted by kal View Post
              As an aside suity why do you have a picture of Gordon Ramsey as your avatar, we all obviously love the pretentious 'kitchen knightmares' tw@t but am just curious...
              It's Barney Stinson of "How I met your mother" fame. It used to say "Awesome" until it was graffitied on by a naughty mod.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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