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It's not fair that you compare yourself only to assguru. Then, yes, you are witty and funny.Originally posted by AndywIt's the wittiest CUK'er back online to tantalise you with some more witty comments !
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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I would prefer it if she ran round with that shirt over her head....In celebration for the Italins of courseComment
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"Hello Tony. How's the newish job going"
Cack and I'm busy digging tunnels to make my escape. May well be heading back down soth very very soonRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by FranckoIt's not fair that you compare yourself only to assguru. Then, yes, you are witty and funny.
Great ! everone is referring to him as assguru !
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Erik, you really are an anoyying tit arnt you. I dont see you having much to say in any posts other than crap.....you are Chico in disguise arent you !Comment
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Oh dear, sorry to hear that.Originally posted by TonyEnglish"Hello Tony. How's the newish job going"
Cack and I'm busy digging tunnels to make my escape. May well be heading back down soth very very soon
I finished another short stint working for Billy last week, with that amazonian architect from Staines, do you remember Pascal?
I'm now doing some work for a bank.Comment
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