Removing a squatter from my reserved train seat

[Old Greg]

Did you bash him?

[Scruff]

Was he a mendacious Bishop?

[mudskipper]

Did he move diagonally?

[CheeseSlice]

Did he move diagonally?

Yes. He had to in order for me to take the seat from the side.

[mudskipper]

Yes. He had to in order for me to take the seat en passant.

FTFY

[CheeseSlice]

Did you bash him?

Nope. Maybe you would have, but not me.

[BoredBloke]

Was there anything to indicate that the seat was reserved - its clearly shown on Virgin trains if it is. If it was obvious that the seat had been reserved then he was obviously coverting thy neighbours ox (or seat in this case) or something like that....my child....verily etc

[NAW]

if he gets promoted twice, he is God Almighty

Four times.

[hyperD]

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich contractor to kick a Bishop out of his reserved seat.

[vetran]

Yes. He had to in order for me to take the seat from the side.

so he was definitely the Bishop of Bath and Wells and you are Percy. Did you get a preliminary sketch?