On the bench - keep warchest to pay salary or splunk it all on dividendand claim JSA?

[SueEllen]

My work is too awesome to need documentation, it maintains itself!

[darmstadt]

To be honest, never even asked me for P45. They did send a letter addressed to Mr P. Candy, ltd co, address asking me to confirm why Mr P. Candy had ceased employment with Ltd Co though. (I think this is normal to check you haven't been sacked or quit - you don't get benefits then)

P. Candy? I wish I could do that

[psychocandy]

meet my dear wife mrs tulips chocolate.

[kal]

Surely we all pay enough tax (be it PAYE or CT) to justify claiming JSA if we need to, oh and be nice to PC, he seems alright to me!

[MicrosoftBob]

Couldn't you spend the war chest on booze, drugs and hookers then just waste the rest ?

[Gym beast]

Loser.

Oh, the sheerness of the irony.


Do please go back to your regular schedule of making 10 posts a day over a 4 year period, but not with me, please.


(goes off to hunt for the 'Block' option)

[Gym beast]

Not sure if theres still a savings limit though?

They'll pay you full rate up to about £6500 in savings. After that it's a sliding scale up to £16k, at which you'll be told to leave the premises.


So come June I I generally like to cash out, keep the excess rolled up in fake dumbbell tubes in my garden shed (no trips to the cashpoint) or in trading accounts, though I suggest not trading whilst signing - unless you're good at it, obviously, and if so, why have you been reading this anyway??!?!?

[doodab]

Oh, the sheerness of the irony.


Do please go back to your regular schedule of making 10 posts a day over a 4 year period, but not with me, please.


(goes off to hunt for the 'Block' option)

You posted advising how you go about claiming benefits when you have no intention of working. Aside from being fraud i.e. illegal (and if you're caught that will be a problem for your contracting career) the attitude itself gives contractors a bad name. No amount of random italicisation will change that.

I hope you are caught. Why should I pay my taxes to keep lazy tulipes like you in comfort?

[Gym beast]

"This message is hidden because doodab is on your ignore list. "


Sorry Doo-doo, could you say that again??

[doodab]

"This message is hidden because doodab is on your ignore list. "


Sorry Doo-doo, could you say that again??

I said you are a lazy good for nothing dickhead that gives contractors a bad name. The fact you resort to petty insults (which 5 year old did you pay to come up with that BTW?) rather than defend your point rather proves mine.