Assguru, you're an a.rseh.ole but you do make me laugh
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Whereas you're just an arse-hole.Originally posted by Andyw
Assguru, you're an a.rseh.ole but you do make me laughHard Brexit now!
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They're not at work today. They rang in sick, complaining about your bum-fiddling yesterday.Originally posted by Andywanyway ! run along and manage your team of impressionable young boys...
Hard Brexit now!
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Done that!Originally posted by Insane_artistLike throwing chums to the sharks !
Actually, I really have. Except it was large lumps of fish.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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No Captain. Chum is ground up oily fish with some menhaden oil added. It is a bit like a stinky fish porridge - not "large lumps of fish".Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateDone that!
Actually, I really have. Except it was large lumps of fish.
P.S. Don't go out on a shark boat chumming after a heavy night out. Mind you, the sharks seem to find human vomit just as attractive as chum anyways.Last edited by bogeyman; 23 August 2006, 16:52.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I changed chum to chums as in muckers, chinas, pals,......
Anyway, we were chucking lumps of fish over the side. I wasn't the one doing the shark fishing. I was just along for the ride.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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