Is it wrong to giggle at this?

[Ticktock]

Well he has one leg two inches shorter than the other

It's not that bad - his body will compensate for that. Already, it's adjusted so that he now also has one leg longer than the other.

[Mich the Tester]

Well he has one leg two inches shorter than the other which sounds like a pretty serious handicap for someone who's up and down ladders all day and can't be good for general mobility. I'd sue the arse off them if it were me.

And worse than that I clicked on the mail link and poisoned my brain with crap. ****buggers.

Indeed, it's a problem as long as he can't work, but he lives in Britain, where that therapy for lengthening bones has been developed, and after a couple of years he will probably be back at work, if that's what he wants.

[doodab]

Indeed, it's a problem as long as he can't work, but he lives in Britain, where that therapy for lengthening bones has been developed, and after a couple of years he will probably be back at work, if that's what he wants.

I don't think those boner lengthening potions really work

[Mich the Tester]

I don't think those boner lengthening potions really work

Beans; that's the only potion that works.

Stick it in beans every day.

[doodab]

Beans; that's the only potion that works.

Stick it in beans every day.

Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat the bigger your knob gets....

Will any brand do or does it have to be Heinz?

[Mich the Tester]

Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat the bigger your knob gets....

Will any brand do or does it have to be Heinz?

No sir, you stick it in Yuman Beans!

[KentPhilip]

[Mich the Tester]

I think he should do that again. And again, and repeat until the human race is forever relieved of his DNA. Wot a cretin.

[mudskipper]

I don't think those boner lengthening potions really work

That made me giggle.

[doodab]

I think he should do that again. And again, and repeat until the human race is forever relieved of his DNA. Wot a cretin.

Made me laugh though. It would have been brilliant if the ice had cracked at the end.