Golf

[Doggy Styles]

But I bet if you got hit in the balls it would go bendy.

To add humour, something to laugh at?

No, although old Jack at my son's golf club did cross my mind when I wrote that. The portraits of past lady captains staring out at you in the clubhouse include several of his sexual conquests.

[DodgyAgent]

I go to the gym quite a bit (David Lloyd) and do martial arts (wing chun - will do black t-shirt this December).

I'm thinking more of a fun/social type of activity to get into on my impending extended summer holiday

Think I might start here - Jurassic Golf

I live quite near World of Golf as well and my David Lloyd has a course with classes as well.

Golf is so boring it needs to be played in the middle of a dinosaur park to make it interesting... says it all

[doodab]

Golf is so boring it needs to be played in the middle of a dinosaur park to make it interesting... says it all

It's great for the kids. I often take my eldest there with it being so local, they do a good value family pass over the winter, something like £50 for unlimited use from November - February. It pays for itself in a weekend.

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

I would concentrate on your long game first of all. Probably best to get yourself a 7 iron and head down to your local driving range as others have said.

Once you've got your long game working, you'll need to concentrate on your short game.

To perfect this, I'd recommend practicing on fast greens. The greens at my local club are as smooth as a baby's bum and are VERY fast. The way I play fast greens is to use a technique I call spot putting. Imagine you have a 30 foot putt. Then imagine your ball is just 1 yard from the hole and hit the ball with just enough force to make that imaginary hole. 9 times out of 10 the ball will have the legs to reach the hole but won't overrun.

However, as others have said I can't stress how imporant it is to have someone right behind you at all times as you get your golfing career on track.

I can't help but think that there's something else going on in that pic

[shaunbhoy]

Get lessons right from the start so that you don't teach yourself bad habits.

THIS x 100!!!

Very difficult to change bad techniques once they are embedded.
Might also be worth getting a book on just what causes slices and hooks etc. as a bit of knowledge of why they are happening can help you overcome them.

Good Luck with it!!

[Pogle]

I can't help but think that there's something else going on in that pic

Sweetie, I think thats the point

[Scruff]

OK, I'll bite...

I play golf, regularly. I am not sure where you are based, but there are umpteen facilities nationwide where you can "try before you buy"?

I am Surrey based and as a start, if you are nearby, Silvermere Golf centre in Cobham/Weybridge has an execellent introduction to golf

https://www.silvermere-golf.co.uk/golf/private-lessons/

I would highly advise NOT to buy a golf club and try and teach yourself, or take "Lessons" from a friend. Unlearning bad habits is nigh on impossible after you have developed the wrong muscle memory...

[MicrosoftBob]

I think Mark Twain had it right, golf is a good walk spoilt

[original PM]

Ok couple of things from me

1) You need to commit to give the sport at least 3 years before you expect to start being what would be remotely called good.

2) Before you get lessons or anything read a book - some pro's will try and teach you how to swing like them which is not the best way. You need to understand the mechanics of what you are trying to do and then learn to swing a club to do it. (note you are not trying to hit a ball you are trying to consistently swing a club in the same way - the ball just happens to be in the way)

3) You can get a decent set of golf bats for £150 (new) pay no more until you are good

4) 18 holes can be quite tiring - and what happens is that you end up rushing the last 5-6 holes cos you are bored/tired/pissed off - so start off just doing 9 holes.

5) Do regularly go to the driving range - however in a real round of golf maybe 50% of your shots will be putts - which most people rarely practice so try n practice them

[DodgyAgent]

Taking the p*** out of SASguru is a much easier and much more entertaining sport than golf