Originally posted by raphal
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Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370: The Theories
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Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent. -
Boring. Time for a new theory.
Does anyone notice a similarity between our friend the pilot and Mola Ram, the villainous priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? Maybe the Thuggee cult is making a comeback and needs those Chinese to mine further for the missing sankara stones?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostFlying it is OK - it's the parking we struggle with.
Would be amazed if people haven't been flown by a female pilot. This scenario gave me one of my fave moments on a plane - shit:ty weather, bumpy (almost spilled my wine) and captaim announes co-pilot will be landing plane. And a laydee comes on the PA. The looks on the faces in business class were priceless. (it was a bloody awful weather situ, but she only bounced it once)
Joke - no bouncingLast edited by Zippy; 19 March 2014, 18:46.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Apparently they were flying to the South Pole according to the BBC.............Anyone for a penguin?Comment
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Or it was kidnapped for organ harvesting.
BBC News - An MH370 theory that was simple, compelling and wrongComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostOr it was kidnapped for organ harvesting.
BBC News - An MH370 theory that was simple, compelling and wrongKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhen's the next CUK bash?Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't think there's going to be any livers worth harvesting there.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Not too bad: A Startlingly Simple Theory About the Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet | Autopia | Wired.com
Which is the original article referenced on the BBC website regarding organs!“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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