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Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370: The Theories

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    Originally posted by raphal View Post
    I haven't come across lady pilots, is it that hard for a lady to fly an aircraft.
    Well they're used to handling joysticks already
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      Boring. Time for a new theory.

      Does anyone notice a similarity between our friend the pilot and Mola Ram, the villainous priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? Maybe the Thuggee cult is making a comeback and needs those Chinese to mine further for the missing sankara stones?




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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Flying it is OK - it's the parking we struggle with.

        And the boys have to do the map reading too.
        Would be amazed if people haven't been flown by a female pilot. This scenario gave me one of my fave moments on a plane - shit:ty weather, bumpy (almost spilled my wine) and captaim announes co-pilot will be landing plane. And a laydee comes on the PA. The looks on the faces in business class were priceless. (it was a bloody awful weather situ, but she only bounced it once)
        Joke - no bouncing
        Last edited by Zippy; 19 March 2014, 18:46.
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          Apparently they were flying to the South Pole according to the BBC.............Anyone for a penguin?

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            Or it was kidnapped for organ harvesting.

            BBC News - An MH370 theory that was simple, compelling and wrong

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              When's the next CUK bash?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                When's the next CUK bash?
                I don't think there's going to be any livers worth harvesting there.

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  I don't think there's going to be any livers worth harvesting there.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    Not too bad: A Startlingly Simple Theory About the Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet | Autopia | Wired.com


                    Which is the original article referenced on the BBC website regarding organs!
                    Last edited by darmstadt; 19 March 2014, 19:52. Reason: Whatever
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      Also gone missing:

                      Amelia Earhart - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

                      2003 Boeing 727-223 disappearance - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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