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Anyone like Cats with hats .?
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This is a rubbish parody thread,
The poster who wrote it should be dead,
The moral of this story is that,
The cats in hats thread was written by twats.
If the language above has caused you shocks,
Bollocks, c**t and foxes cocks !When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply..... -
Erm.... stay off the drugs is my suggestion?I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Unless you want a big erection...Originally posted by Scruff View PostErm.... stay off the drugs is my suggestion?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by Scruff View PostErm.... stay off the drugs is my suggestion?Then drop your flies, and to no-ones surpriseOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostUnless you want a big erection...
FullyAutomatix will be wanting some action
And to save the shirtlifting frog the trouble of cutting and pasting..
Originally posted by FullyAutomatixOh dear. Hoist on his own petard. Suck my big fat one you pontificating gobtulipe.Comment
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Barry, action and erection don't rhyme mateOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostThen drop your flies, and to no-ones surprise
FullyAutomatix will be wanting some action
And to save the shirtlifting frog the trouble of cutting and pasting..
Well, maybe in your funny Yorkshire accent....
I've had a couple of reps from FA involving 'sucking his fat one'. Seems to be a recurring theme with him. And here was me thinking 'I' was special.......
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Inneresting!Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThen drop your flies, and to no-ones surprise
FullyAutomatix will be wanting some action
And to save the shirtlifting frog the trouble of cutting and pasting..
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=si...ting+gobtulipe
The first reference is FA whinging that MF, sorry, MCN, left him "Hey! Suck my fat one you pontificating gobtulipe"
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
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