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    #41
    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Never done an IQ test so don't know where I would end up so had a look at the Mensa website. They look like a bunch of arses to me. Their twitter feed links to a little test:
    https://www.mensa.org.uk/workout

    Here is question 13:

    British Mensa's Online Workout - Question 13 of 18

    Enjoyment means the same as:

    A) SATISFACTION B) AMUSEMENT D) RELAXATION D) PLEASURE E) ENTERTAINMENT

    Feckin idiots
    It's well known that Mensans are a bunch of misfits
    I think they have a "special" test just for "members"
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #42
      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
      There's a song about you:

      A punctured bicycle
      On a hillside desolate
      Will nature make a man of me yet ?

      When in this charming car
      This charming man
      Why pamper life's complexity
      When the leather runs smooth
      On the passenger seat


      I would go out tonight
      But I haven't got a stitch to wear
      This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"


      A jumped up pantry boy
      Who never knew his place
      He said "return the ring"
      He knows so much about these things
      He knows so much about these things


      I would go out tonight
      But I haven't got a stitch to wear
      This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"
      Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...
      Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...


      A jumped up pantry boy
      Who never knew his place
      He said "return the ring"
      He knows so much about these things
      He knows so much about these things
      He knows so much about these things
      Just as pretentious as ever, eh?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #43
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Just as pretentious as ever, eh?
        Absolutely, can't let standards slip!
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #44
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          It's well known that Mensans are a bunch of misfits
          I think they have a "special" test just for "members"
          didn't they let you join then Sassy?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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