Banking and some other nonsense

[Scruff]

Also, welcome.

You need to fill out the CUK questionnaire.

Q1) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
A1) Not yet, but theres still time!
Q2) Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
A2) Yep, and have also learned the skill of not glancing
Q3) Do you like films about gladiators?
A3) Hairy ones?
Q4) Do you own your own copy of the film "Glad he ate her"
A4) Just watch it on pornhub when i feel the urge
Q5) Have you bled your radiators recently?
A5) They bleed?
Q6) Have you ever licked the chutney spoon and put it back?
A6) Only after smothering it with cheese
Q7) Have you ever tried polishing the Ninja?
A7) An essential life skill
Q8) Do you read the daily mail?
A8) While on the bog in my old mans house.
Q9) What is the value of your house?
A9) Going up almost a pound a week!
Q10) How do you feel about giant alien lizards?
A10) I feel surrounded by them after my first foray into the forum...

You'll fit in here perfectly....once you have read the links on the right.

HSBC will open a business banking account, but you will need your Ltd Co. incorporation certificate (and VAT registration certificate). They should also ask you for your UK Passport. Free banking for 18 months, though this has been known to change to 12 months, at random.

Cater Allen - not what they used to be.

[suityou01]

Also, welcome.

You need to fill out the CUK questionnaire.

Q1) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
A1) Not yet, but theres still time!
Q2) Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
A2) Yep, and have also learned the skill of not glancing
Q3) Do you like films about gladiators?
A3) Hairy ones?
Q4) Do you own your own copy of the film "Glad he ate her"
A4) Just watch it on pornhub when i feel the urge
Q5) Have you bled your radiators recently?
A5) They bleed?
Q6) Have you ever licked the chutney spoon and put it back?
A6) Only after smothering it with cheese
Q7) Have you ever tried polishing the Ninja?
A7) An essential life skill
Q8) Do you read the daily mail?
A8) While on the bog in my old mans house.
Q9) What is the value of your house?
A9) Going up almost a pound a week!
Q10) How do you feel about giant alien lizards?
A10) I feel surrounded by them after my first foray into the forum...

We can work with this. Your social group is Bedwetters. You need standard issue size 5 huggies pullups and some marmite and snot smeared on your top lip.

You are now my bitch and answer to me.

HTH