Culling IT contractors over 40

[jabberjobber]

Here at JabberTank, a new right-wing political think-tank, we ponder today's problems and come up with practical workable solutions.

Problem:

Society is ageing and cannot meet the financial burden of a large retired workforce. Companies demand fresh new young IT staff to meet the ever-changing demands of today's workplace.

Solution:
Cull all IT contractors over 40. This would free up scores of new positions in the workplace, stimulate demand and provide fresh blood to an ailing industry. Contractors over 40 should proceed immediately to the JabberDiscovery Booths
where they will be relieved of the burden that old age brings.
No longer will you need to keep up with the latest C++ paradigm shift. Processing is painless and you can rest assured that your dependents will be taken care of by the Jabber Care Protection Plan.

Report today to your local Booth for a better tomorrow, today.

[Amiga500]

Oh dear, telling prediction in these times...

[Zippy]

They should get a chance to p*ss all their money away first

[Churchill]

Here at JabberTank, a new right-wing political think-tank, we ponder today's problems and come up with practical workable solutions.

Problem:

Society is ageing and cannot meet the financial burden of a large retired workforce. Companies demand fresh new young IT staff to meet the ever-changing demands of today's workplace.

Solution:
Cull all IT contractors over 40. This would free up scores of new positions in the workplace, stimulate demand and provide fresh blood to an ailing industry. Contractors over 40 should proceed immediately to the JabberDiscovery Booths
where they will be relieved of the burden that old age brings.
No longer will you need to keep up with the latest C++ paradigm shift. Processing is painless and you can rest assured that your dependents will be taken care of by the Jabber Care Protection Plan.

Report today to your local Booth for a better tomorrow, today.

Some of us are responsible for creating the "paradigm shift", not just keeping up with it.

[Menelaus]

Here at JabberTank, a new right-wing political think-tank...for a better tomorrow, today.

******.

HTH.

[TykeMerc]

Holy thread necromancy skills Batman!!!!!

[MPwannadecentincome]

No sorry, they will be importing beings from India who are already busy supporting their own 'old folk'!

[HairyArsedBloke]

Report today to your local Booth for a better tomorrow, today.

This would be nice - I'd like my one to be just like that.

[bogeyman]

Holy thread necromancy skills Batman!!!!!

WHS

[Numpty]

Solution:
Cull all IT contractors over 40.

Wrong, wrong, wrongetty wrong.

Cull all IT contractors under 28.