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Originally posted by oraclesmithThat's an idealist answer. Are you a Calvinist Chico ?
No. He's an moron.Hard Brexit now!
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Now I understand the significance of your avatar
Chico, your avatar bears a remarkable resemblance to your mind - a cold, dark, empty place where there is no light, and nothing new can develop.Comment
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How about all sexual activity being confined to same sex, that way there would be no messy abortions.Originally posted by ChicoSo contraception is the answer to everything right? How about all sexual activity being confined to marriage between a man and a woman. I wonder what type of society we would live in?Comment
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So do you plan to have 15 children or you just plan to have sex a couple of time in your marriage? Poor Mrs. Chico, feel sorry for her.Originally posted by ChicoSo contraception is the answer to everything right? How about all sexual activity being confined to marriage between a man and a woman. I wonder what type of society we would live in?I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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The kind of society where women have 8-9 children - wifes need contraception too Chico, just ask your mom!Originally posted by ChicoHow about all sexual activity being confined to marriage between a man and a woman. I wonder what type of society we would live in?Comment
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In fact, when you look at Aids risk rates for different groups, you can't help but wonder if God is a lesbian.Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockHow about all sexual activity being confined to same sex, that way there would be no messy abortions.Comment
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"By the same logic it would be physically possible to kill a child or to kill anyone for that matter."
I know! Maybe that part of the bible is bollocks also. What I am saying, is if he didn't want abortion, then why not construct the female body in such a way that trying to terminate a pregnancy would be impossible. The fact that he didn't and abortion is possible just goes to show a lack of foresight on his part.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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"The kind of society where women have 8-9 children - wifes need contraception too Chico, just ask your mom!"
e.g. RochdaleRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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