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Holy Moley - Choppers B**ch
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Originally posted by zeitghostThat woman's got balls of steel.
As it were.

most of them appear to be stuck in her face(\__/)
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Brillopad?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostThat's almost the same level of mental as she who must not be named.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Now she's a dab hand at gouging out large tattoos with a scalpel, she's keen to start providing this service to others:Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
Indeed, and if you ask me that shows commendable enterprise.Torz - who is now seeing someone new - is even thinking about offering a service to others who want inkings of their exes removed and sent to them in the post. She says, "I wonder how many people would go for that service. I think it could make a great business." ...
Hey EO, or anyone, if you have any embarrassing old tattoos you'd like removed then why not get in touch with her?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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EOs got one somewhere that reads "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" and on cold days simply reads "Wendy".
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I removed my ex's name with a pair of nail scissors. But it took several weeks of operation and certainly didn't come away in one piece. I've got a nice scar to show for it - fortunately not on public display. (I was 17 at the time - I have more sense these days...)Comment
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I'm not sure his Global Hypercolour t-shirt counts as a tattoo.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEOs got one somewhere that reads "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" and on cold days simply reads "Wendy".
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Are you sure it doesn't read "Wendy" on a hot day, and he's hoping the ladies have heard that joke .. ?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEOs got one somewhere that reads "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" and on cold days simply reads "Wendy".
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