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you sure that isn't Samuel L Jackson?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostNever seen Nelson Mandela pull faces like that before. That's awesome
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LOL. don't be daft, It's Nelson Mandela ya dick !!Originally posted by vetran View Postyou sure that isn't Samuel L Jackson?
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I loved him in The Shawshank Redemption.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostLOL. don't be daft, It's Nelson Mandela ya dick !!Comment
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Nelson Mandela was in the Shawshank Redemption?Originally posted by Ticktock View PostI loved him in The Shawshank Redemption.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Didn't you see it yet?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNelson Mandela was in the Shawshank Redemption?
I liked him in The Matrix too.Comment
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He was in prison for ages before he became president of south africa.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNelson Mandela was in the Shawshank Redemption?
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostLOL. don't be daft, It's Nelson Mandela ya dick !!
Nah, it's Jimi Hendrix.Comment
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"let you go" ???? - **** that.Originally posted by quackhandle View PostBite the tongue moment today, informed line manager I will be leaving early tomorrow (as agreed on my first day)
He then proceeds ask what hours I've worked them adds then up and goes and checks it with the PM. "just need to check you've done your hours before we let you go." WFT?
Seething I was.

qh
I had similar once. Client asked me to work 6am start one week, 2pm start the next week. Even laid out the hours they want covered. It meant that week 1 was 36 hours, week 2 was 40 hours. So hey no problem from me if thats what they wanted. (yes yes I know D&C for IR35)
Submitted timesheet on week 1. Got returned with huge red mark around 36 (like school homework). Then PM came to see me and discuss 'minimum hours'.
I was not happy to say the least.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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