SAS boot camp

[EternalOptimist]

are you fit and supple ?

can you get your head between your knees ?
can you push it further ? between your thighs ?

keep pushing
nearly there
keep pushing

now kiss your @rse goodbye
and fck the fck off

[Mich the Tester]

are you fit and supple ?

can you get your head between your knees ?
can you push it further ? between your thighs ?

keep pushing
nearly there
keep pushing

now kiss your @rse goodbye
and fck the fck off

That's not very nice EO.

Have you been drinking?

If not, why not?


I have.

[Pondlife]

How the ***** did this thread get rated with five stars?

[KentPhilip]

or SAS as in Super Army Soldiers?

For the uninitiated I think I better point out that the correct acronym for this is "Special Air Service"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Air_Service

[Ticktock]

For the uninitiated I think I better point out that the correct acronym for this is "Special Air Service"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Air_Service

Is that an international delivery firm? A bit like Parcelforce?

[Mich the Tester]

For the uninitiated I think I better point out that the correct acronym for this is "Special Hair Service"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Hair_Service

Yes, I believe they're based in Berlin with branches in Hamburg and Rio and they can do a very 'special' job on a laydee's 'special' hair.

Darmstadt probably knows more about them though.

[SimonMac]

Is that an international delivery firm? A bit like Parcelforce?

[Mich the Tester]

How the ***** did this thread get rated with five stars?

Because it's the bestest thread in the whole wide world, innit.

[MicrosoftBob]

I believe that, on this very bulletin board, we have a Guru of all things SAS.

If only I could remember his name......

Cretin Guru ?

[oscarose]

are you fit and supple ?

can you get your head between your knees ?
can you push it further ? between your thighs ?

keep pushing
nearly there
keep pushing

now kiss your @rse goodbye
and fck the fck off