I support the concept because for years I've moaned about how IT may as well be rebranded "Doing office work with a computer", but like everything else it's half baked and ill thought out. Last month I built a virtual desktop infrastructure for a school so they had a sandbox to play with - they had never ever used most of the things they asked me to include...
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With the current bunch of politicos, both endsOriginally posted by doodab View PostNo but you'd hope he knows what it smells like and which end it comes out of.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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No he is expected to speak it instead.Originally posted by d000hg View PostLame. The minister for agriculture isn't expected to have spent time shovelling cowtulip.
A stint mucking out the cows would do some of these politicos good.
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Farmer GilesBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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i preferOriginally posted by zeitghostIs this the best way to start?
Code:10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 GOTO 10
Code:'¡I%e!c0ĄJ¥eìo0¸ËefMs0µKcÊIs0´Ê¢1éo'.split(0).map(s=>{return s.split('').map(c=>{for(i=8,s='';i--;)s+=(c.charCodeAt(0)-33)&(1<<i)?'#':' ';return s;}).join('')}).join('\n')Comment
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or Brain**** - Hello World -Originally posted by DimPrawn View Posti prefer
Code:'¡I%e!c0ĄJ¥eìo0¸ËefMs0µKcÊIs0´Ê¢1éo'.split(0).map(s=>{return s.split('').map(c=>{for(i=8,s='';i--;)s+=(c.charCodeAt(0)-33)&(1<<i)?'#':' ';return s;}).join('')}).join('\n')
Code:++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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It would have been a lot cheaper just to provide a link to this page: 10 places where anyone can learn to code | TED Blog“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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