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    #41
    I support the concept because for years I've moaned about how IT may as well be rebranded "Doing office work with a computer", but like everything else it's half baked and ill thought out. Last month I built a virtual desktop infrastructure for a school so they had a sandbox to play with - they had never ever used most of the things they asked me to include...

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      #42
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      No but you'd hope he knows what it smells like and which end it comes out of.
      With the current bunch of politicos, both ends
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #43
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Lame. The minister for agriculture isn't expected to have spent time shovelling cowtulip.
        No he is expected to speak it instead.

        A stint mucking out the cows would do some of these politicos good.

        --
        Farmer Giles
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #44
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Is this the best way to start?

          Code:
          10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
          20 GOTO 10
          i prefer

          Code:
          '¡I%e!c0ĄJ¥eìo0¸ËefMs0µKcÊIs0´Ê¢1éo'.split(0).map(s=>{return s.split('').map(c=>{for(i=8,s='';i--;)s+=(c.charCodeAt(0)-33)&(1<<i)?'#':' ';return s;}).join('')}).join('\n')

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            #45
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            i prefer

            Code:
            '¡I%e!c0ĄJ¥eìo0¸ËefMs0µKcÊIs0´Ê¢1éo'.split(0).map(s=>{return s.split('').map(c=>{for(i=8,s='';i--;)s+=(c.charCodeAt(0)-33)&(1<<i)?'#':' ';return s;}).join('')}).join('\n')
            or Brain**** - Hello World -

            Code:
            ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #46
              It would have been a lot cheaper just to provide a link to this page: 10 places where anyone can learn to code | TED Blog
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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