Feck me - still the same mediocre cretins talking tulipe.

[Ticktock]

No, there is only 1.

Thank God.

[JoeyD]

Like Highlander with a stats 'o' level......

[BrilloPad]

Was that a hello or a bye ?

[AtW]

Was that a hello or a bye ?

Head rolling off his shoulders...

[vetran]

Hi SAS see you haven't lost your touch!

[Mich the Tester]

EOM.

I think you've been away long enough for us cretins whose memories are fading to consider you a new poster. So;

- do you like films about gladiators?

- have you licked the chutney spoon?

[shaunbhoy]

EOM.

Yet despite a whole series of flamboyant flounces, you seem unable to stay away.
How desperate must your life actually be?
What has happened......have the high winds blown the roof off your eco-shed office?

[MarillionFan]

Yet despite a whole series of flamboyant flounces, you seem unable to stay away.
How desperate must your life actually be?
What has happened......have the high winds blown the roof off your eco-shed office?

I think he may have eventually finished that Sudoku he's taken 3 months off to complete.

[JoeyD]

I think he may have eventually finished that Sudoku he's taken 3 months off to complete.

Well, that's not bad. It said 5-7 years on the front of the book