Is there God?

[oraclesmith]

Yep that's me - point me in the direction of the weak-willed women please.

I've been searching for them all my life. For some reason I always end up with the other sort.

[ferret]

They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over weak-willed women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth.

Sounds like christians to me chico - you guys prey on the weak willed and those "loaded down with sin", the former become starry eyed christians having now found a purpose in life, the latter become the vacant, hard staring born again christians who feel it is their purpose in life to "spread the word" and "save people".

I guess you are in the second category so am guessing you either did too many drugs as a kiddie and saw a vision of God while off your box or were such a nasty b*stard that you needed to believe in that some higher being could absolve you of your sins to clear your conscience.

So Chico, what got you into christianity?

1 - Led into christianity as a child? (Some poor kiddies are brain washed by their parents and never escape, I have two cousins in this camp, their parents actually belive they have talked to God...)

2 - You did lots of drugs as a youth and addled your brain and found out that God existed after one too many acid trips.

3 - You were a nasty piece of work and were 'rescued' - God is your saviour.

4 - You had a very bad childhood, molested, bad parents, whatever. You turned to religion to find love and comfort as your parents rejected you.

5 - You were schooled with the rod of love, beaten into believing in heaven and hell.

6 - You are just retarded.

Has to be one of the above, not met a religious person who did not fall into one of the above categories.

[mcquiggd]

Chico - what's you boss's view on catholic priests abusing young boys, is it a perk for agreeing not to shag wumen?

It's just their way of putting the 'fear of god' into them.

'Don't tell daddy, or god will stick something unpleasant up you'.

[AtW]

'Don't tell daddy, or god will stick something unpleasant up you'.

Or? Surely they first stick up and then tell not to tell daddy, so the threat should be something bigger than something that happen anyway

[mcquiggd]

Exactly, Alexei.... the kiddy fiddlers tell their victims god has a trouser snake the size of a Zeppelin. And he is omnipotent, which they explain as being 'always hard'.