You know that moment when you think how could I have been so stupid part 3?

**RedSauce** · 23 January 2014, 08:14

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Inspired by MF ( http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1566493 ) I have now entered the Triple Enduroman IUTA World Cup. Home - Enduroman Events. So a 7.15 mile swim, followed by 336 mile cycle and 78 mile run/walk/crawl.

To do this I need suitable crew who can cope with my progession of race moods :-

Depression
Break Down
Bedwetting like Suity
cuk-banning
whining about banning
cuk-uber-banning
Suicide
Whining like MF

Someone who is so musclely they burst out of their wetsuit like the incredible hulk. Ability to fix punctures a must. Alas looks like Dallas is going to unavailable so I will have to stick with the brother-out-law.

This is towards my ultimate goal of trying to do a continous deca next year(Enduroman are supposed to be doing one) or the brutal deca (swim English Channel, cycle Lands end to John O'Groats, walk across Wales.

That sounds like it isn't even humanly possible.

This:

All athletes will be required to sign a disclaimer at race registration. Athletes participating in the Enduroman Triple sanctioned by IUTA DO need to obtain a medical certificate from their doctors. Triple Enduroman athletes may be requested to provide a blood sample for medical examination immediately after race registration. or racing.

seems to imply it may not be good for your health

**Dallas** · 23 January 2014, 08:27

Originally posted by RedSauce View Post

That sounds like it isn't even humanly possible.

This: seems to imply it may not be good for your health

Nah, its for doping.

Endurance racing is quite a small community of wellard nutters, makes Ironman look increasingly chavvy.

**MarillionFan** · 23 January 2014, 08:46

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Inspired by MF ( http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1566493 ) I have now entered the Triple Enduroman IUTA World Cup. Home - Enduroman Events. So a 7.15 mile swim, followed by 336 mile cycle and 78 mile run/walk/crawl.

.

And that ladies and gentlemen is more than enough proof to have him sectioned a dozen times over.

**BrilloPad** · 23 January 2014, 18:54

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

And that ladies and gentlemen is more than enough proof to have him sectioned a dozen times over.

Inspired by MF? Yep - very mad.

You are just jealous as you eat like an iron man - but with zero exercise.

**MarillionFan** · 23 January 2014, 19:32

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Inspired by MF? Yep - very mad.

You are just jealous as you eat like an iron man - but with zero exercise.

Seriously. Could I do an ironman??? No.

Could I run a double marathon? No.

Could I cycle 300+ miles in a day? No.

Could I swim 7.8 miles? No.

Could I bang your missus all day when you're out trying to kill yourself? Damn right I could.

**suityou01** · 23 January 2014, 19:42

You need suity

You know it makes sense.

**BrilloPad** · 11 April 2014, 17:07

7 weeks to go

**BrilloPad** · 15 April 2014, 11:34

Oh dear

Cycling event targeted by saboteurs laying nails in road - Telegraph

That was at Bransgrove - about a mile from where my event is taking place. Most years the locals stick to stealing the signs for our event?

And I can't fix a puncture! Will I have to carry someone from halfords on my back? I took halfords in their Easter eggs today so maybe them will be accommodating.

**Dallas** · 15 April 2014, 11:41

The NIMBYs have done this at a few events now and the TDF:

Cycling guide: How to mend a puncture | News | The Guardian

You can get the slime stuff to prevent and co2 stuff to make it easier....

You know that moment when you think how could I have been so stupid part 3?