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What do girls want these days?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Bellona View Post

    Is it different for guys ??

    I guess whatever their age, a blowjob will always rate fairly high.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #12
      A penis.
      <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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        #13
        Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
        A penis shaped island with a volcano.
        FTFY

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bellona View Post
          Is it different for guys ??
          nope, still looking for a young bimbo with big tits.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BigRed View Post
            nope, still looking for a young bimbo with big tits.
            Nope settled for a mad cat lady with big tits
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #16
              Prince Charming a
              Prince Charming a
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Prince Charming a
                Prince Charming a
                <prep school humour>

                He lies in bed continually farting!

                Prince Charming ah!
                Prince Charming ah!

                The smell he leaves is really quite disarming!

                </prep school humour>
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  I guess whatever their age, a blowjob will always rate fairly high.
                  Not being sectionable is one of my requirements.

                  Fidelity and being fairly intelligent helps.

                  A bit of enthusiasm between the sheets(or elsewhere) is quite nice.

                  Though I do like tall, thin with big Norks, luckily Mrs V is the whole package.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I guess whatever their age, a blowjob will always rate fairly high.
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    Not being sectionable is one of my requirements.
                    Especially if she likes giving blowjobs.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      Especially if she likes giving blowjobs.
                      A gentleman never tells!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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