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Go on, own up.....
...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I did not realise BP looked like that.Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
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My mistake it clearly says 'after his wife became concerned for his well-being and called the NHS 111 out-of-hours number.' Can't of been BP -
What makes you think he's a CUK regular?
oh.doctors suspected he had a delusional disorder.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Rule 1. Never tell your doctor about the gladiators, radiators or chutney spoons.Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostWhat makes you think he's a CUK regular?
oh.doctors suspected he had a delusional disorderComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostRule 1. Never tell your doctor about the gladiators, radiators or chutney spoons.
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