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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Emulate this girl to show her you're up to it. She'll admire you for it.

    ...

    -"Suity!" screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. "6079 Suity! Yes, you! Bend lower please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better comrade. Now stand at ease, the whole squad, and watch me."

    A sudden hot sweat had broken out all over Suity's body. His face remained completely inscrutable. Never show dismay! Never show resentment! A single flicker of the eyes could give you away.

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      #12
      I admire your courage Suity, admitting that you've got a hangover from drinking Baileys.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        I admire your courage Suity, admitting that you were drinking Baileys & Tia Maria.
        FTFY
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #14
          Baileys is nice. An excellent morning drink.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Baileys is nice. An excellent morning drink.
            Matthew 10:9 I think.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              I admire your courage Suity, admitting that you've got a hangover from drinking Baileys.
              It was the penultimate gin and tonic and final pink champagne that pushed him over the edge. Good job those lads at the pool table didn't see him.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                FFS the 90s called. They want their passé drinking to excess behaviour back
                And drinking to excess in girly drinks is just
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  It was the penultimate gin and tonic and final pink champagne that pushed him over the edge. Good job those lads at the pool table didn't see him.
                  Hi MF

                  What time is there? About 14:35?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    FFS the 90s called. They want their passé drinking to excess behaviour back
                    And drinking to excess in girly drinks is just
                    Mmmmmm, MF and SAS both mince in at the same time. Mmmmmmmm. Inneresting.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Mmmmmm, MF and SAS both mince in at the same time. Mmmmmmmm. Inneresting.
                      The only mincer on this forum is you.

                      HTH, BIDI.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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